Back in November, I was watching Without a Trace, part of my daily while-the-kids-are-napping routine, when I heard this scratching noise under the entertainment center. I figured it was our neighbor's cat outside the house, since our walls are pretty thin, but then realized there was definately something scratching on our pretty much brand new IKEA entertainment center. I called Carissa and said, "I'm 90% sure there is a mouse in my house, what do I do?" She suggested I call my landlord, which I did, and my landlord laughed as I freaked out about our newest house guest, and suggested I get a mouse trap, put some peanut butter on it to lure the mouse, and just wait. That night, I went out and got some mouse traps, and slid one far under the entertainment center. The next morning, though, Hayden started crying hysterically, and I didn't know what was wrong until I saw peanut butter on his hand. One of his cars had rolled under the entertainment center (a drawback to hardwood floors), apparently Hayden will go to great lengths to retrieve his cars, and his fingers got caught in the trap. Luckily they weren't broken, and he wasn't too shook up over it. We set up a new trap, and a few days later we found a dead mouse in the trap. Jeremiah disposed of it (through dry heaves), and we were happy in our own home again.
About two weeks ago, we found our second mouse, this time by our pantry in the kitchen. We set up a few more traps, and eventually this one also met its fate and it was now my turn to dispose of the mouse. What?! We're supposed to take turns doing this stuff?! So I told Jeremiah, "Fine, if we're taking turns disposing of mice, then we're also taking turns cleaning up the kids after they throw up. Have fun with that." We all know how weak Jeremiah's stomach is =) So I disposed of the second mouse, through my own dry heaves.
The same night I got rid of mouse #2, I went into the kitchen to make myself a snack, when I saw a mouse run across the third shelf of our pantry. It had eaten through the kids instant oatmeal. We were so frustrated! We set up three traps, and the next morning woke up to find that the stupid mouse had somehow eaten all the peanut butter but had not set off any of the traps. This went on for days. Stupid mouse is really smart! Finally, yesterday I got really mad that this mouse was evading all our traps, including the sticky traps you buy (the mouse gets stuck and then the sticky glue euthanizes them). I put some peanut butter on some parchment paper and surrounded it with the sticky traps....
This is where the drama unfolds. This morning Roman woke up at 6:45am (he doesn't really love me does he?) and I took him downstairs. While I got him some chocolate milk, I noticed a dark shape on top of one of the traps. Sweet! We finally got our mouse! While I was getting dressed, Jeremiah told me he was not touching that mouse because it was still alive. What?! Still alive?! What happened to the euthanization? I went downstairs and saw that the mouse was only half on the trap, its hind legs and one foreleg were on the trap, and its head and one leg were still moving around the floor, trying to escape from the trap. I started dry heaving in the kitchen sink, and probably would have thrown up if I'd eaten already. Jeremiah kicked another trap under the mouse, so that it's face and free arm were now stuck on the second trap, and it was taking turns flipping its body trying to get loose, and all I could hear was plastic traps hitting the hard wood floor while the mouse struggled to escape. After breakfast, I went in and the mouse was still moving, and I threw up my breakfast.
We just returned from lunch with Jeremiah, it's like 1pm. The mouse is still moving, but just barely. It's not flipping around, but it is still breathing. I cannot go back in the kitchen until Jeremiah gets home and gets rid of it, I'd like to hold down my lunch =) Let's hope this is the last of the mice, because next time it's my turn to get rid of it!
UPDATE: It's like 2:30pm and I went in the kitchen to throw away Roman's diaper and the mouse has escaped from the 2nd trap, so he's back to his original position. And, to make it worse, his face is laying on the floor, and there are spots of blood all over, probably because he's slowly dying. This poor mouse is having like the worst death ever and I'm about to have a panic attack because it just won't die! What do I do, besides pass out? =)
FINAL POSTING *crossing my fingers* This is like a major car accident, you don't want to look at it but you just can't help it. What's wrong with me?! I had to clean up a bit before Jeremiah got home, and decided to take just one last peek at Mr. Mouse. His head is laying on the floor in a deathly kind of way, although I thought that before only to have him start moving around. But this time it looks pretty realistic. After my last little peek, I threw up. No more mice for me. Can I ever watch Ratatouille again?!
FINAL POSTING FOR REAL: Jeremiah got home, the poor thing was still struggling. He killed the mouse (although I refuse to hear how he did so), got the snow shovel, and put it in the garbage. I was even helpful and held the garbage bag open for him, although I shuddered and looked away, feeling sick. He then put the garbage bag outside. Drama done. Why do I feel like a mouse murderer?!?!